On devient vieux quand nos regrets commencent à prendre le pas sur nos rêves. - John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. - John Barrymore
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John Barrymore
A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized. - John Barrymore
Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass and some cracked ice. - John Barrymore
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks. - John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. - John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore
One of my chief regrets during my recent years in the theater is that I couldn't sit in the audience and watch me. - John Barrymore
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. - John Barrymore
The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run. - John Barrymore
Brides aren't happy - they are just triumphant. - John Barrymore
The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good. - John Barrymore